What Aaron Boone needs to do is use the approach that Carl Everett and Boone's own brother uses at the plate.

Aaron, START WAVING THE BAT AROUND LIKE IT'S A TOOTHPICK!

The year away from baseball has slowed down Boone's batting reflexes just enough to where having the bat sit on his should until he decides to swing is not working.

The constant waving of the bat back and forth will hasten Boone's comback. Aaron, WATCH YOUR BROTHER AND DO THE SAME! Once the hits start coming, switch to whatever style makes you comfortable, but for now, take that stick off of your shoulder and move it around like it's a toothpick.